Naff’s back.

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Guess who’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?????




Yo boy! Naff-man was back in action Thursday night at SUTRA lounge in Costa Mesa. I decided to go out with a few buddies to go bird watchin’.. Sutra was going off — there were lil birdiez flyin’ around everywhere.

Now I’ve never been one to toot my own horn but I have to give myself a big ol’ pat on the back for this one. I’m not sure how I was able to pull this one off but I swooped in on the hottest lil birdie in the club that night. With a quick wink and smile — I was in. And after a few dance moves on the dance floor, we were busy gettin’ to know each other real well.


God I’ve been so busy lately that i haven’t had time to keep up with this site. I just want to say thanks to all of our loyal readers out there.. I promise to try an get some more content up here a.s.a.p. It’s going to be a long hot summer and we all know what that entails. Expect plenty of party photos in the near future.

Until then.

South America in a Nutshell

South America

When you think of South America, what´s the first thing that comes to mind? I think the average person would think of three things; The ancient Inca ruins of Machu Pichu, the biggest outdoor party in the world - Carnaval, and Venezuela´s Socialist Dictator Hugo Chavez, who occasionaly goes on TV to remind the world what he thinks about our President. After being here for eight months, I can break South America into three different categories.

Hugo Chavez
The first category would be the northern countries like Ecuador, Colombia, Venezula, and Peru. Most of these countries still have a long way to go in terms of infrastructure, governement, and safety. The majority of the people are shorter, darker, and have more indiginous features. I would say the majority of the people are 60-70 percent indiginized(is that a word?). I had a wonderful time in Peru - the people were outgoing, warm, and always willing to start up a conversation. If you visit Peru, you must go to: Arequipa, Cusco(Machu Pichu), and Puerto Maldenado(Jungle). I have yet to visit Colombia, however I´ve heard many good things about the women in Medellin and Cali. Go to Ecuador if you want to go scuba diving in the Galapagos Islands. Stay away from Venezuela, it´s not worth the trouble.

Voce Fala Portuguese?
Next up would be Brazil. Brazil is bigger than the US if you don´t include Alaska. Its capital, Sao Paulo is one of the largest, if not the largest metropolitan cities in the world. It´s so big that many don´t recommend visiting it. In Brazil, everyone is mixed, it´s truly a melting-pot of different cultures. The downside to this beautiful country is that everyone speaks Portuguese(French mixed with.. ), and if you´re American, be prepared to pay for a Visa which is 200 US. The Brazilian women are known for being very aggressive and getting what they want. Brazileans have a certain kind of sexiness to them, I dont know if its the samba music or the free-loving type attitube, but it is definitely attractive. I highly recommend visiting Rio De Janeiro, Salvador, and Florianopolis.

Argentine Model

Last up would be Argentina and Chile. Both countries had a huge influx of European immigrants back in the early 1900s. The majority of Chilean immigrants are from Spain, France, and Germany. Argentina on the other hand, are mostly of Italian descent. IMO, Argentine girls are the most beautiful girls in South America. They are tall, skinny, and have beautiful features. Of course with beauty comes arrogance, snobbiness, and stubbornness. Argentines love playing mind games, and love the chase. Most Argentines have lazy work ethics, the governement is broken and corrupt in every imaginable, and fortunately for us, the dollar is still strong against the Argentine Peso(3:1). So get your ass out there and enjoy the cheap steak and quality wine. Chile is the most developed country in South America. It is clean, its public transportation is efficient, and if you try paying off a cop, you could go to jail. The girls are not nearly as pretty as Argentines, but there are still a couple cuties walking around here and there.

A friend that I met here in Santiago, let me know what you guys think:
Chilean Model

Winter is just around the corner. My brother is coming up at the end of the month for two weeks. We are going to go snowboarding in the Andes and might go to Argentina for a few days. It is cold as shit here in Chile, so I hope I can make it back for the tail-end of summer.

Obsessed..

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God I need a break from studying for the Finals I have all next week.. The semester is almost finally over, thank god. I am going to lock myself in the library and study all weekend so that I can Ace all my tests next week: sounds like a great idea but lets see if I can actually pull it off! =P

anyways, I know you all remember the top 5 hottest girls list I did a couple of weeks ago.. (if you forgot, scroll down and check it out). I put Somaya Reece on my top 5 cuz she’s so bizanging. I love natural curves, and as you can see she has plenty of them! She’s also Latin which gives her a lotta spice — the right kinda spice, no soy sauce for me! LOL

I just wanted to post a few more photos of her so you guys could get a better idea of how secksy she really is.

As I read through her myspace page just now I noticed that she’s Lesbian! I know, minor set back. No big deal though. I’ll change that.


WOW wow WEEE waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last ones the hottest.

I’ve been super busy lately.. I haven’t posted any new photos or stories because I don’t have any! I’ve been super busy with school and haven’t bene going out much. This summer things will pick up though because I’m going to be working full time at a thrift bank (savings & loans). Lookin’ forward to that. See you all soon. Payce.

Olympic Torch in Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Talk about being at the right place at the right time. I was fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of the Olympic torch during my stay in Buenos Aires. Being a newbie to torch-viewing, I had no clue what to expect. That morning, I staggered out of the hostel half-asleep, and still drunk from the night before. I Bought some speed, put on my Boca jersey, and made way to the Obelisco in search of the Olympic torch (as well as local argentine cuties).

Some Cutie

HA HA HA

Prior to BA, the torch passed through San Francisco where there were many protests and attempts on the flame. I was overwhelmed by the number of people that showed up in support of the event, and pleased with the positivity and energy from the crowd. There were are few people trying to stir up the crowd by making make-shift “Free Tibet” signs, but the majority of the people were just curious to see what the person was writing.

As the torch approached, police motorcycles were first to clear the path, followed by military soldiers with shields, and finally a group of people surrounded with the torch with their arm’s linked.

If I were a protester, I would’ve used a Super Soaker 50 and blasted the shit out of the torch as it passed. Seriously, do you remember owning one those suckers back in the day? With a range of 50 feet you could easily get the job done.

Click here to see the vid

Boca Juniors vs. River Plate tomorrow. Don’t miss it!

Buenos Aires, Argentina - The Paris of South America

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It´s been almost 7 months since I left the states. My flight back was scheduled for the 11th, however it seems like I´ll be out here for at least another four months. Since arriving in South America, I´ve visited Chile, Bolivia, Peru, and Argentina. Argentina has been the most unique and enjoyable country that I’ve visited thus far.

Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentina and home to over 22 million people. Home to soccer teams Boca Junior and River Plate, Che Guevara, Yerba Mate, the Tango, Parillas or meat barbeques, and the song ¨Don´t Cry For Me Argentina¨by Madonna. Buenos Aires is a enormous, and can easily be put in the same category as New York or London. Most Argentines don´t eat dinner until 10PM. They start drinking around 12 or 1, and head to clubs around 3:30. It´s not uncommon to leave a club at 8AM and find yourself blinded from the morning sun. Many Argentines have work the next day and drink a redbull equivalent called speed to stay awake.

While every city in Argentina has its own distinct qualities, the three cities that stand out are: BA, Rosario, and Cordoba. So far I´ve visited BA and Rosario - I arrived to Cordoba yesterday. I´m here until Sunday and then flying back to Santiago, Chile(I´m trying to change my flight).

I´m gonna break the girls down like this. Argentines are flat-out beautiful. There was a HUGE influx of European immigrants coming from Spain, Eastern Europe, and Italy. The european look is undoubtably noticeable throughout the country. When I first arrived to BA(Buenos Aires) I walked around the city drooling from the mouth. There were models on every street corner. The girls in BA at first seem very cold and aloof, however most of them are very friendly when approached. Girls here do not make eye contact whatsoever, so it´s difficult to initiate anything just by eye contact. Smoking is fashionable here, everyone does it. Everyone text messages here, so forgot calling chicas to set up dates. Girls have issues with their hair, and on any given day you´ll catch at least 50% of the girls playing with their hair(can get very annoying). Girls in Argentina know how to dress. The European fashion scene is very big here, and most girls are wearing high heels or booties. Most girls are curvy around the waist, have long hair, slender legs, and have very cute faces. And did I mention every girl here is THIN?? I´m not talking like anorexic thin - I´m talking sexy thin, with curves, large breasts, and a curvy behind.

So what´s my strategy you ask? While it´s easier for most guys to hit on girls with friends. I go at it alone. I pull some spanglish out of my ass and get the girls to laugh at one of my stupid jokes. In the end, I always end up with either an email or phone number. It´s one or the other, and if I get rejected, I just go up to the girl behind her. It´s a number game out here, just like anywhere else. The difference is that 9 times out of 10 you´re talking to a gorgeous girl. Enough small talk… enjoy the photos.

I met this girl an after(clubs that start at 6 am and last till 10 am) This girl was probably the cutest girl I´ve hooked up with so far in South America.
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Just some cutie I wanted to take a photo with. She wanted to have dinner, but only having a week in BA, I told her no gracias.

No Thanks

The girl on the right is Vanina. She was giving me looks the entire night, so I finally approached her at the bar and started up a conversation. At first glance, she seemed like a really nice girl. But after seeing her at every club in Rosario, I didn´t bother.

Club Rat

You gotta love it

These chicas worked at hostel ¨Che Pampas¨in Rosario. They were very informative and friendly. The girl on my left is Brazilian, and had an amazing body. If I were a bit older, she would´ve been mine… she´s 32 btw.
Hostal Che Pampas

Dinner with my girls from Rosario. Malbec = 2 us, full parilla dinner(assorted meats) = 10 us, chilling with beautiful argentines = priceless.
This is how you do

I was hooking up with the girl on my left for awhile. I met them in Salta, Argentina three months earlier.
Rosarinas

Drinking Mate
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It´s not weed, it´s Mate. Yerba Mate is similar to coffee except it´s not addictive and it doesn´t contain caffeine. It looks like dried weed, but you just put a handful in a Mate(cup) and drink it with a bombilla(straw).

Mate is so big in Argentina, they have vending machines that dispense hot water.
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I don´t know why but I really like this photo of Gabi…
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I went to a pool hall with the ladies after dinner… she was a natural.
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Zero make-up, 100% all natural Argentine beauty.
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A friend of a friend… very cute.
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I snapped this photo while walking the streets today. I challenge myself by going up to at least 10 girls and start up random conversations. I ended the day with 7 convos. Cordoba has seven different universities in the downtown area. This city is loaded with college students, and many are really outgoing and friendly. I´m gonna enjoy my last week in Argentina…

everyday chicas

South America isn´t easy to pick up girls. Lucky for me I speak conversational spanish so I can get by. While most tourists can barely ask for a menu, I´m getting numbers and setting up dates. I miss Orange County, I really do. But for every girl that is an 8 or 9 you have to deal with the 10 guys chasing her. Here, there are girls that are 9´s on every corner. It´s endless, it´s a numbers game, it´s international hustling 101.

Ryan’s TOP 5 hottest Women in the World list.

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I thought it might be fun to put together a short list of who I think are the 5 hottest Women in the world. This is my ‘who’s hot right now’ list. I would say “I do” in a heart beat if any of these Women listed below asked me to marry them. Without any further ado, let’s get to the list!

Starting off my list at #1 we have my all time favorite Victoria’s Secret model: Heidi Klum.


I’ve always thought that Heidi has a perfect combination of every feature I want in a Woman. Heidi is basically my definition of perfection and I give her a 10/10. I’m not sure how Seal was able to swoop her up but congratulations to him for doing so.

#2 on my list: Jessica Alba.

Jessica’s sex appeal and overall beauty is the only reason why I was able to sit through the movie “Good Luck Chuck”, and her acting in that movie was simply atrocious!
I have never been a fan of any of her TV shows she’s been in and I’m sure that if she were any bit taller she would have chosen to be a runway model instead of an Actress because let’s face it: the only reason why she’s casted in any movie is based 100% on her beauty.

Word on the street is that Jessica is pregnant. Apparently she’s been dating some doofus named Warren Cash — no idea what the guy does or why he deserves this this girl but I do know I am extremely jealous of him. Lucky bastard.

Moving on down the list, gonna have to go with: Somaya Reece.

Most of you are probably unfamiliar with Somaya, as was I until about 3 months ago until I ran into her myspace and instantly fell in love. Talk about a curvaceous figure. Body like a coke bottle. To be completely honest with you all, this is the type of figure I really prefer and I’m not sure why I don’t bump her up to #1 on my list. The only thing thats really edging her to #3 is that she wears quit a bit of make up and doesn’t carry quite as much class as the Ladies mentioned above do.

Here is a link to her myspace page. From the looks of it it appears that she’s an aspiring musician but I’m not really sure what kind of music she’s rockin’, I’d assume Hip Hop. Who cares, check out this body..

WOW wow WEEE WAAAA!!!!!!!!!

The #4 spot on the list goes to: Jessica Beil.

Maybe I just have something for the name Jessica? I’m not sure. But this Jessica has pretty much all but dominated my wet dreams since her birth on the WB Family Drama: 7th Heaven back in ‘96.


Her and Justin Timberlake have been dating recently but I’m not worried. I know that once my acting career in Hollywood picks up I will swoop in on her like its really no big deal. =-) LOL

Last but not least, the 5th spot on my list goes to: Beyonce.

The Epitome of what ‘Harlem meets Beverly Hills’ signifies. An L.A. Face with an Oakland Booty. She’s got the complete package and on top of that she’s an amazing singer. I’m not quite sold on her acting ability yet but if the silver screen doesn’t pan out for her she can always go back to her Destinys Child roots. News is that Beyonce is no longer a financee though, her and JAyZ just tied the knott. =(

Come to think of it - 2 out of my top 5 women are MARRIED. What the fuck, chuck. Maybe I should do another list of Women who aren’t married and are under the age of 28. I’ve got this weird older women attraction going on as of late, I need to shake it — Maybe not.